Drinking on a Budget at Trader Joe's

For some reason the amount of money I spend on craft beer never seems to bother me. I know it should, but somehow I can justify a basket full of beer I want to try as a necessary expense. I mean, I do write this beer blog. Sometimes though, I feel I need to dial it back. Those moments usually come when I am bringing a large quantity of beer home and my wife is watching. “How much did you spend on beer?” she will ask. Deflecting, I will hold up a bottle of beer I purchased for her and say “look what I got you!” That has about a 10% success rate of getting me off the hook, but it is my most successful solution so far. The truth is, sometimes cutting back on the amount of money spent on beer is a good thing. The question is, where do you start when you are looking to cut back? For this blog, I decided to take a look at some of Trader Joe's exclusive beers to see if there is something good to drink when you are looking to save money.

The criteria of this blog will not be to assign a numbered review to any of these beers. The only criteria is whether or not one of these less expensive options is drinkable or not. While most beers in this price range lack imagination and diversity in style, these beers do not. The most expensive beer here is under $1.20 per bottle. Even more surprising is that these beers are actually brewed out of some national breweries. For example, the Mission Street IPA is brewed out of Uinta Brewing, which makes the fantastic Hop Nosh IPA. So instead of the price lowering my expectations to sample these beers, I was hopeful that I wound find a fantastic value with at least one of these beers.

Brewed by the Rhinelander Brewing Company, the Boatswain line of beers yielded interesting results. I started things off with the 7% H.L.V.(Heavy Lift Vessel) Ale. It had a nice amount of caramel sweetness with a nice bitterness in the finish to provide balance. It was a bit watered down side and the alcohol was not hidden well at all. Still, it was surprisingly easy to drink and for the price(84 cents a can) works fairly well. Next up from Boatswain was Twin Screw Steamer Double IPA. The aroma pretty much smelled almost exactly the same as the H.L.V. Ale. However, it did taste a bit different, and by that I mean terrible. There was a little more fruitiness to this one but it did not help it at all. It tasted like the 84 cents I paid for it was way too much. If you are looking for something strong and cheap at 8.4%, it will certainly get you to your desired destination quickly. I just think regret will be the theme of your following day. Finally, from the Boatswain line of beers is their Chocolate Stout. This may have been the best of the bunch. Outside of a nice milk chocolate aroma, there was not really anything memorable here. It was thin, roasty, with a light chocolate sweetness. While it was a little on the bland side but it was by no means undrinkable. It worked flavor wise and could work as a gateway stout to someone who may think the style is too heavy. For under a dollar a can, you could do worse. Don't believe me? Try that Boatswain Double IPA.

Are these beers drinkable?

H.L.V. Ale: Sure, why not?
Double IPA:  I would not give it to my worst enemy
Chocolate Stout: Yes

Next up, we have Josephsbrau Radler. To make this short and sweet, I did not like this. It's basically a watered-down Radler with a muddled blend of malt sweetness and lemon flavor. There really is not much more than that going on here. The finish is particularly sweet and each time I took a sip, I wanted it to be a little tart. I think that could have made this significantly better, it just never happened. Even with drinking on a budget, this feels overpriced at 7 dollars a six pack. Admittedly, I am not the biggest Radler fan, but I can usually understand why people like them. I do not understand this one at all.

Is the Josephsbrau Radler drinkable?

Nope, easily worst Radler I have ever had.

The crown jewel of the beers I selected for this is Mission Street IPA. Brewed by Uinta Brewing, Mission Street IPA will not blow you away but it will give you a clean, easy drinking experience. Priced at 7 dollars a six pack, this beer has notes of grapefruit, pine and caramel malt sweetness. At 5.8%, it is borderline sessionable and because of that, I think it would work as a nice summer beer.

Is Mission St. IPA drinkable? Absolutely

There are a few beers here that will work if you are not looking to spend a lot of money. There are also a quite a few more beers at Trader Joe's I did not try. Perhaps, this blog merits a sequel.

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Westbrook 4th Anniversary Chocolate Coconut Almond Imperial Stout

One of the best feelings in beer collecting is finding that rare beer you have been going store to store looking for. Depending on the level of effort you put forth and whether you have had the beer before, the act of chasing it down a lot of times can be more satisfying then drinking it. The more effort and miles you put in, the more special it can become. This process occasionally creates unrealistic expectations for the right occasion to drink said beer. This is what I ran into when I finally obtained a bottle of Westbrook 4^th Anniversary Stout.

In some areas Westbrook 4^th Anniversary Chocolate Coconut Almond Imperial Stout just sits on shelves collecting dust, waiting for someone to purchase it. In the area of Upstate NY I live in, Westbrook 4^th was only available for a couple of hours making it quite the challenge to obtain. When I got one of the last bottles I felt a tremendous swell of pride. I was excited to have it and was certain I would be drinking it immediately. But then a week went by and I felt that the beer was so rare that I had to save it for a special occasion. Then a month went by and it was still sitting the fridge. Then another month passed, and it finally hit me I need to drink that beer now before any of its interesting flavors fade away prior to drinking it. So instead of a special occasion I decided to treat myself to this beer on a random Thursday night watching cheesy horror movies--an occasion I viewed just as good as any.

Westbrook 4^th Anniversary Chocolate Coconut Almond Imperial Stout pours a rich, thick black with a dark brown head that slowly dissipates. The aroma is incredible, full of dark chocolate, vanilla and roasted malt. Simply, it smelled like chocolate milk for grown ups. And while the aroma was delightful, I was disappointed to not detect any coconut but hoped it would come through in the flavor. Unfortunately worrying about finding coconut in the flavor was the least of my worries because this beer is a mess. Much like the aroma, chocolate, vanilla and roasted malt are noticeable right away before a dry, nutty, espresso-like finish. While that may sound good initially(it is), the sloppiness of blending those flavors becomes intolerable by the end of the bottle.

One of the best parts of drinking a truly complex imperial stout is allowing the beer to warm so the flavors typically start to open up and more subtle flavors are noticeable. Here, when the beer warms, it becomes an overly sweet, clunky mess. It seems Westbrook 4^th does not seem to know which flavor it wants to showcase, but it certainly does not try to showcase the coconut. In this beer, warm or not the coconut is pretty much non-existent. To a point, I honestly do not know why coconut was on the label. The almond flavor is there but that falls victim to the poorly blended bigger flavors of the roasted malt, sweet chocolate and vanilla. Basically this is a beer that tries to be too complex for its own good and it suffers because of it.

Westbrook 4^th Anniversary Stout is an example of a rare beer that arrives with a bunch of hype but fails to live up to the expectations. For this particular beer, chasing it down was by far the most interesting part about it. With the ingredients involved there was a lot of potential for it to be great but unfortunately the clunkiness of its' craftsmanship left a lot to be desired. I hope to see other coconut stouts hit my area in the future and hope someone can get this style of beer right.

Overall Westbrook 4^th Anniversary Chocolate Coconut Almond Imperial Stout gets a 2.5/5. While it is not terrible, it is a mess of big flavors that do not seem to fit well together. A prime example of a big stout that failed to live up to its potential.

Rating Scale:
1 - Repugnant and undrinkable
2 - Acceptable but forgettable
3 - Good, worth a purchase
4 - Excellent, a step above the norm
5 - Truly exceptional　

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Shiner Birthday Beer Chocolate Stout

Ever since I saw the bar scene in Quentin Tarentino's Death Proof I wanted to try Shiner Bock or any of the Shiner brews. But up until a little over a year ago, drinking anything from the Spoetzl Brewery in Shiner, Texas meant I would have to be traveling outside the state of New York. This made drinking a Shiner beer feel special. Even though the taste of the Bock is nothing amazing, it still felt special to drink one. But now that it is easily available in New York it is often an afterthought when I look through the beer aisle. But recently their latest limited offering caught my eye. Shiner Birthday Beer is a chocolate stout that commemorates the 106^th anniversary of their brewery. With winter still in full swing, trying a rich chocolate stout seemed like a wonderful idea. Unfortunately, Shiner Birthday Beer did not live up to expectations.

Shiner Birthday Beer pours a dark black with ruby highlights and a light tan head. It looks unusually thin for a chocolate stout. but with an ABV of 5% this does not come as a surprise. The aroma is rich with chocolate. The chocolate in the aroma is almost so strong it became a challenge to find anything else. I think I detected some smoke but that might have been reaching. The flavor is full of candy sweet chocolate and roasted malt. There seems to be little to no complexity though. The chocolate dominates the flavor and then it washes away cleanly. The mouth feel doesn't feel right either. A beer like this should be at least a little thicker, Shiner Birthday Beer is so thin it seems like it would fit in nicely with the Michelob Ultra line of beers.

Overall I would rate Shiner Birthday Beer a 2/5. It has a thin one note flavor but delivers if you are looking for a chocolate fix.

Rating Scale:
1 - Repugnant and undrinkable
2 - Acceptable but forgettable
3 - Good, worth a purchase
4 - Excellent, a step above the norm
5 - Truly exceptional　

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Rhinelander Chocolate Bunny Stout

I’ve never understood the appeal of the Chocolate Bunny. I think they are boring, bland and as easy to chew as a piece of concrete. However this does not stop someone from getting me one as a gift every Easter. And every year I do the same thing. I eat a piece, remember how much I don’t like it, put it somewhere for someone else to eat and then throw it in the garbage a week or two later. It’s my Easter tradition.
 

And while I am not a fan of the Chocolate Bunny, I am a fan of the chocolate stout. If it is done right, the chocolate stout can be an very enjoyable beer drinking experience. With its’ chocolate sweetness and coffee bite, it might be the closest beer gets to being a dessert. So, my curiosity was peaked when I came across Rhinelander’s Chocolate Bunny Stout. The title alone gave me a reason to hope I might have found a new Easter tradition.

Things started out very well when Chocolate Bunny Stout poured a wonderfully dense black with a thick tan head that resembled chocolate milk. There was almost nothing else to detect in the aroma but chocolate and more chocolate. At this point I thought I was in for quite a treat.

Unfortunately upon tasting, I was hit immediately with the unpleasant flavor of artificial chocolate, followed by a hint of roasted malt. Things then went from bad to worse when the beer finished with the strong flavor of old burnt coffee. To better put it into perspective, think Nesquik meets vending machine coffee. It was at this point I realized it was time to stop looking for a new Easter tradition and start looking for any reason to finish the bottle.

Overall I give Rhinelander’s Chocolate Bunny Stout a 1/5. There are many variations of the chocolate stout, try any one but this one.

Rating Scale:
1 - Repugnant and undrinkable
2 - Acceptable but forgettable
3 - Good, worth a purchase
4 - Excellent, a step above the norm
5 - Truly exceptional　

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